July 2012
me freaking out: permission granted to ignore.
[[MORE]]i keep going back and forth and back and forth about my future. and obviously i don’t know what will happen. no one does. but i just had a mini panic attack because i felt lonely for the first time since coming back from kentucky. not lonely for my friends, but a guy, i just really want someone to hold me, hold my hand. and i started thinking, like, i can’t see myself married....
Following spree.
derekhale-d:
Reblog if you post any of these. I’m looking for some more people to follow.
Avengers
True Blood
Teen Wolf
Supernatural
Doctor Who
Sherlock
Game of Thrones
The Vampire Diaries
Harry Potter
drbippy replied to your post: hate working saturday mornings. so slow and…
come to cali and hangout with me :D
yaaaaaaay! i would love to :D
June 2012
hate working saturday mornings. so slow and boring. i need something to dooooooo.
thisisthinprivilege:
Thin privilege is being able to eat delicious, healthy food that you just simply crave without people always assuming youre “on a diet” or “trying to lose weight.”
(submitted by alittlepeachy)
‘Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants...
– J.K. Rowling
(via likejameslovedlily)
buttcamp:
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
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future
my children: mom, we want concert tic-
me: sure
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When i was a kid
xthegiveristheshitx:
mariamagana215:
And Phil was from the year 2121, that seemed lightyears away.
Now, 2121 is only 9 years away.
I feel old.
oh dear.
109 years away… and Light years is a measurement of distance.
breakingchels asked: Ay guh! I had a blast skyping with you today! We need to do it again soon! <3
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thesilentsleeper:
if you wanna be friends with me all you gotta do is act like you’re already friends with me
beautifulvoluptuouswoman-deacti asked: i really like your site.
clientsfromhell:
Client: I just put in your CD, but I still see my previous CD on the computer. I can’t access your CD!
Me: Can you open your CD drive and verify that it is my disk that you’re using?
Client: I’m not stupid!
Me: I’m not saying you are, but can you double check for me?
He does, and (less than kindly) says my CD is staring back at him.
Client: Maybe you’re the stupid one and...
scott is my favorite kardashian sister
republic-citys-bathroom:
drunkonstevphen:
This man is beyond words.
THIS VIDEO IS FUCKING DIAMONDS
Ask questions- when you reblog this from someone,...
1. Which instrument do you wish you could play?
2. How tall are you?
3. What’s your best physical asset?
4. How do you think people see you?
5. How do you see yourself?
6. Would you rather give/get a handjob/blowjob/footjob?
7. Have you ever believed in Santa Claus?
8. Which foreign language do you wish you spoke?
9. How many different nationalities have you slept with/got off with?
10. Would you rather people submitted boobs/bums/penises in your inbox?
11. How many times have you masturbated yesterday?
12. Post a picture of a body part you haven’t posted before
13. Would you shave your head for money?
14. Would you rather kiss someone with leprosy or have a gang bang with gorillas?
15. Post the URL of someone you find attractive
16. Reblog a pic of someone you find attractive
17. Do you ever smile at random people in the street?
18. What do you think of the USA’s foreign policy?
19. Is George W. Bush a war criminal?
20. Should international problems with handled by NATO only?
21. Is the World Bank holding us hostage?
22. Do you support countries like Paraguay who refuse to accept money from the USA so that they remain independent and not have to obey to American demands?
23. Do you think guns should be outlawed in the USA as they are in most countries?
24. What should be the legal age to have sex?
25. Should people have sex before the legal age?
26. What’s an acceptable age range for you to have a relationship with?
27. Submit your boobs/bum/penis to someone
28. How many cds do you think you own?
29. Do you sleep with a duvet or bed sheets and covers?
30. Right now would you rather have sex, sleep or eat?
31. If you were to eat food off someone’s penis/vagina, what food would it be?
32. Is your printer inkjet or laserjet?
33. Do your feet smell?
34. How many pairs or shoes do you own?
35. Do you wear hats?
36. Share a porn scene with a friend
37. Favourite swear word
38. Favourite female pornstar
39. Favourite male pornstar
40. If you could look more like someone else, who?
41. Favourite smell
42. Would you rather read a boring book or watch a boring film?
43. Worst film you’ve ever seen?
44. Is there an album that you really like but you know that it’s objectively not that good?
45. Is pop-punk the worst musical genre ever?
46. Is it okay to listen to bands whose members are racist/neo-nazis/right-wing nutjobs/prejudiced/homophobic if you just really like the music? (Burzum, Avenged Sevenfold, a lot of hiphop etc…)
47. Would you rather go out with someone who is homophobic or racist?
48. Is everybody prejudiced in one way or another to a certain degree?
49. How many people have sent you nudes?
50. have you ever masturbated online for someone to watch?